I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
Mega Man, put that down
Metamorphic Force (Konami - arcade - 1993)
[Captain Falcon is fighting Ness]
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Ness: Um, OK…
[Ness pulls down his shorts and shows his tighty-whitey-clad butt to Captain Falcon]
Captain Falcon: I said “moves”, not “moon”! And besides, aren’t you supposed to take off your underwear, too, when you moon people?
Ness: But it’s not nice to show your bare butt to people. Some of them could be paedophiles!
Captain Falcon: Nonsense! There are no paedophiles in Smash Brothers!
[Ganondorf pops in]
Ganondorf: Hello there, Ness! I’ve got candy in my van if you want any!
Ness: I… need an adult?
Ganondorf: I am an adult!