A funny Zelda skit I thought up
[Scene: Ocarina of Time, Link’s childhood, Zelda’s Courtyard]
Zelda: By the way, Link… Do you wear anything under that tunic of yours?
Link: Of course! I’ll show ya!
[Link turns around, bends over and pulls up the hem of his tunic to reveal green undershorts with the name “Link” (in Hylian letters) stitched on the rear]
Zelda: Eek! Impa! The boy from the forest is mooning me!
Link: (Huh? But my butt’s not bare…)
[Suddenly, Impa appears and slaps Link in the face]
Impa: How dare you do that to a poor innocent girl? You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Link: But she asked me…
Navi: You know, you could have just told her…
[Scene: Link’s Adulthood, Forest Temple]
Sheik: By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what do you wear under that tunic?
Link: (I don’t know about this… Last time I tried something like that to a girl, I got slapped… But, as long as it’s a guy, where’s the harm?) OK, I’ll show you! [Turns around, bends over, and pulls up the hem of his tunic, revealing a butt clad in white leggings]
Sheik: [Kicks Link in the groin] How dare you do that to people! You’re a grown man, you should be ashamed!
Navi: Link, what did I say to you seven years ago?!
[Scene: Majora’s Mask, Romani Ranch]
Malon: By the way, Grasshopper, do you wear anything underneath that tunic?
Link: Uh… You won’t scream if I answer that, will you?
Malon: Of course not, Grasshopper! Why would I?
Link: Uh… OK. [Turns around, bends over, and pulls up the hem of his tunic, again revealing green shorts with the name Link (in Hylian letters) stitched on the rear]
Malon: By the gods! SISTER! That green-clad boy’s mooning me!
Link: (Huh? I’m still wearing shorts, though…)
[Cremia runs up to Link and punches him in the face]
Cremia: How dare you treat my littler sister like that?! Didn’t your parents teach you any manners?!
Link: (I should have taken Navi’s advice and just told her…)
Tatl: Do you always do that to people?
And that’s it. If anyone feels free to illustrate the above as a comic, please tell me.